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Attn: Ellen (8/17/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Talk about a bad blind-date! Match.com is in their future I think.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (8/10/11)

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Dear Ellen,

I honestly have no idea if these actually get to you.

But – I’m very confident my mail man (or lady) thinks I’m absolutely nuts.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (8/3/11)

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Dear Ellen,

When I see a girl who I am attracted to I become very awkward. It’s unfortunate. I become awkward, and I create situations that look and feel strange.

If only there was some photograph that could depict how weird/awkward I am.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com