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Posts tagged ‘awkward silence’

Attn: Ellen (12/1/10)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

From Houston’s lovely Rice Village.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

Despite the visual evidence on this postcard – Houston is NOT all free-roaming dinosaurs, mutant butterflies and rogue astronauts.

The rumors stop now!

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

De Jour of the Week (11/30/10)

Why do hockey fights start? It’s a rough game and those guys know it going in. But sometimes they can’t hold back – they can’t help but throw off the gloves and knock some teeth out (if available to be knocked out).

But always there’s the tipping point – from, “aw well coach said don’t get in a fight,” to “let’s do this.”

Hockey Fight Tipping Points!

“Mud-blood.”

 

“I heard taxation without representation was YOUR fault!!”

 

“Bruce Willis is dead the whole movie!”

 

“If a biopic is a biographical film wouldn’t it make sense for a myopic to be an autobiographical film?”

 

“STOP TALKING! … Don’t you know I hate knock-knock jokes!?!”

My Zombie Roomby (11/29/10)

SCORE!

Usually when I’m doing a video for my blog the Zombie seems to get a little disgruntled and he leaves. I figured he just thought/knew that if he saw me making one of those videos he’d lose all respect for me.

I figure that because the same thing happened to myself (I caught a look at myself in the mirror … mistake.).

Anyhow.

Today, for whatever reason, the Zombie stuck around.

Even more?! I think he may actually be down for doing a video with me!!! Stay tuned folks, this could be good.

Or not.