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Dear Ellen,
I’m struggling today because I want us to work on a rap collaboration project but I can’t just say that … But then my only idea is to combine the words to form the portmanteau co-rap-oration … But that sounds like corporation which sounds like a portmanteau for a crappy corporation.
I don’t know – maybe get back to me and we pre-collaborate.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR
@DumbFunnery
Today is Labor Day. According to the United States Department of Labor this is defined as
Labor Day, the first Monday in September, is a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American workers. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country.
What you may not know is that Labor Day, starting in the year 2038, will be a day of unbelievable cruelty. But, only for a select few.
Starting in 2038 (I’d explain more but honestly give me some credit for at least being able to know the future partly) Labor Day will be a day when mothers (I’m not sure if that includes pregnant women too) will be allowed to inflict any amount of pain to anyone. They will not be allowed to kill people, but they can beat and berate to their heart’s content. The day will not longer be a day that is designed to pay tribute to workers, but instead it will be a day designed to level the field – to equalize the amount of pain endured during labor mothers will be allowed to inflict pain on others at their own whim.
Labor Day, the most feared day off work for the majority of the world’s population.
In the meantime, I hope you’re enjoying your present day Labor Day!
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Dear Ellen,
I’m pretty sure this postcard is supposed to be for people who like western ladies but … what? Does the framed photo on the cactus mean this is her home? In that case is she poor or a squatter? If she’s poor is the horse stolen or does she have terrible money management?
Please chime in Ellen and/or Arizona.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com OR @DumbFunnery
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