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Dear Ellen,
This week, in “The Adventures of Being Engaged,” I learned that there is a product called a ‘Silicone Wisk.’ This is not another way of saying trophy wife but instead a kitchen tool.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Robin Williams is great as the genie, it’s like I was in an AladDIN of laughter!
Snow WHITE ON!
This film was Little MerMAID to have you learn to love again!
I’d be a lyin’ king if I didn’t tell you how I just love The Lion King!
It’ll Poca-Haunt-U if you don’t see Pocahontas!
You know, Lilo & Stitch wasn’t that good.
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Now that the World Cup is over, what sport should Americans pay a marginal amount of attention to? Baseball of course!
Baseball answers all of the important summertime questions like
1) Just how bored am I?
2) Is there anything worse on TV than this infomercial?
3) How is grandpa taking another nap on the couch?
Let’s hear it for America’s favorite pastime, a sport that inspires daydreams and a love of stadiums with wi-fi. Oh look, since I started writing this the pitcher threw a strike! Hooray!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 