Friend after really pushing herself on at a 10k race: My stomach is upset.
Me: Did someone say something to it?
Friend (confusion)
Me: Something mean?
Friend: We’re going to have a wine party.
Me: Oh a bunch of people getting together to complain?
And one of my dad’s old standards …
Me: I’m hungry.
My dad: Nice to meet you, Hungry.
For more of this kind of humor, check out the reddit subpage called dad jokes.
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
I have a sneaking suspicion that this postcard was made by a Rice grad. Or maybe some rival of UH’s.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Whoooo college football season!!
So, like, Obama cares … But what does he care about? I don’t get it. And why are people angry about him caring? Does he care about stupid stuff or something? And, uh, hello news people, it’s Obama careS … not Obama care. Grammar much?
Um, ok, I’m really confused. A rod plays baseball? Do they mean the bat? Why don’t they say bat? And what does it mean to say a rod is on performance enhancing drugs? Like the bat has super powers? Is it made out of some super tough wood or something? Seriously, I don’t get it.
Ben Affleck is the new Batman? That’s cool. I’ll totally see that.
DumbFunnery 