Describing Bill Belichick
Sassy
Très chic
Mmm, mmm good!
First name Silly, last name Billy
Diva
Leader of men, and style
Favorite phrase: “Shut your dirty pirate mouth!”
(P.S. Let’s go Ravens!)
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Bizarre Job Posting
This article inspired this post … I’ll summarize it: some Russians simulated a trip to Mars, locking up this crew for FIVE HUNDRED and TWENTY DAYS! Painful, right?
Here’s how I’d expect the job posting to go.
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Attention, heroes of tomorrow! Say, what are you up to the next 520 days? Do you have free time? Do you like small spaces? Do you feel like the government is watching you, and frankly, the idea isn’t that troublesome?
Then we have a job for YOU!
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Short, and to the point, unlike that job. Yowzers. 520 days. I don’t think the bat exists that can poop out the crazy that I would become.
Attn: Ellen (1/16/13)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
When you watch movies about spies, or ninjas, or secret agents – do you think it would be cool if you could be one? I do, too.
One thing those folks and I have in common? We’re very meticulous when it comes to folding laundry.
It’s the subtle skills of spies like laundry-folding that go under-appreciated.
Sincerely,
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