Attn: Ellen (1/25/12)
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This is how I feel when I have to untangle wires or cords.
Maybe I shouldn’t be so dramatic about wires/cords???
Sincerely,
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Bad Jokes Quick Hits
First of all I’d like for you to apologize to those pants for subjecting them to looking that bad. That’s what that ass said to me.
Get it?
I decided to watch the next Westminster Dog Show while listening to Jay-Z’s “99 Problems.”
Because the song has a b-word … and that’s why it’s funny.
She and I wanted to start using more words. I liked her so I took this as an opportunity. I told her if she was an angle she’d be “acute.” She told me I could’ve made a move long ago but I’m so “obtuse.” I told her I’m not fat and I ran away. Greater than 90 degrees? What a jerk.
Lies I Readily Tell My Dentist
Dentist: Oh it’s great to see you, how are you!?
Me: (Un-intelligable noise meaning great to see you too!)
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Dentist: Boy this weather lately sure is great, huh!
Me: (Frightened noise because someone this peppy holding a sharp metal instrument in my mouth is scary.)
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Dentist: You don’t mind if I talk about weird personal problems with the hygienist do you?
Me: (Weird open-mouthed noise indicating … well, actually, I do kind of find this one interesting. They never ask, they just do it.)
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Dentist: Oh I love this song! This radio station is great!
Me: (Weird open-mouthed noise indicating oh yeah, I love this easy-listening-please-none-offend-none radio station!)
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