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Pictures from My D.C. Meanderings

 

Not a good picture but I just really enjoyed this statue

Not a good picture but I just really enjoyed this statue

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Dear Jon Mad Lib

Heya (condescending nickname), how are you?

Listen, we really need to talk. Take a seat on that (noun).

Look, things between us have been (adjective), and it’s been wonderful. But then, last Tuesday, I was watching (movie or TV show) and it made me realize two things.

One, you look a lot like a young (B movie actor or actress).

I’m kidding. Please. Stop (synonym for crying).

But wait, I have more to (verb).

The other thing it made me realize is that, well, you aren’t (adjective) enough.

No! Wait! It’s not you!, it’s (noun)!

Honest, I wish things had gone differently.

But they didn’t, you (barn animal).

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Attn: Ellen (7/13/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Is it bad that, if I was the father or uncle of a kid named Dave, and I went to this game with the kid, that I would lie and say I paid for that sign for my son/nephew?

Really, if baseball has taught me anything, it’s that baseball boredom well-organized & slow-moving boredom can be fun, and cheating and money will bring you victory!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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