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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Attn: Ellen (1/5/11)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

“Quick, Johnny! Get that fire going – this stick is trying to kill me!”

Johnny stood there. Mute with shock.

Somewhere in the distance a cow snickered.

Now THAT’S art!

Hope you had a lovely New Year’s. Kicking off 2011 with a dose of weird.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

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Even for me this one is weird. If you click on the picture (first pic above) this may make sense.

Quotes of the Day!

“I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.”

Brave New World

 

Having just finished a hunger strike, Gandhi sits down to his first meal. The meal is a bowl of soup made by a good friend of Gandhi’s. The friend nervously asks, “well, how does it taste?” Gandhi says, “it’s great, definitely exceeds everything I’d been dreaming of while on my hunger strike.”

Merry Christmas! (or whatever!)

Merry Christmas (or whatever) from the Zombie Roomy and I!!

What can you expect next year?

More of the same crap!

Specifically …

The long-promised video the Zombie and I did together.

An interview of another fantastic blogger!

More creepy attempts to get noticed by Ellen DeGeneres!

And much more!

So until the new year … be safe and make bad jokes!