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Posts tagged ‘Ellen DeGeneres’

Winter Wonderland

Lake Tahoe – a Magically Pretty Place

The Desert – Home of Tornadoes Made of Dirt

 

Nevertheless, I’m excited to be headed home to ‘Zona to see the fam.

Attn: Ellen (12/22/10)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

I’m in the desert with my family.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

No humor this week. Just a sincere Merry Christmas and Happy New Year’s!

(The savvy reader is now asking, “was there humor in past weeks?”)

Sincerely,
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Weekly Wacko (58)

When we lived in Alaska every year a kid was selected from the school and had a story in the local newspaper written about him or her. When I was in 2nd grade I was chosen.

I love this article because it makes me seem totally insane, and like a miser. The quotes from me are amazing. You’d think I was 100% crazy. Also a miser.

Hope you enjoy it.

Two things –

1) The t-shirt I’m wearing is a bunch of bugs scattering, but while scattering they are also coincidentally spelling the phrase, “Bug Off.”

2) I still want to own a house boat and a camper. Riches, where are ye?!