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Top 10 Worst Songs During a "Lady" Doctor Appointment

Recently I posed a question to my sister – ‘what would be the top 10 worst songs to have come on during a hoo-ha* examination?’

Hoo-ha, aka, lady parts.

What I’m wondering is, which do YOU think is the worst?

The songs – so you can research this very scientific question

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Attn: Ellen (12/15/10)

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This may or may not be from outer space.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

You just got mooned!!

BWAH HA! So funny.

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

[P.S. I realized after I wrote this that I sent another of the SAME(ish) postcard … this one I bought at Kennedy Space Center. The other one I bought at Johnson Space Center. Anyway – the joke is so dumb that I find it funny. My sincere apologies for the repeat(ish) postcard, Ellen.]

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Attn: Ellen (12/8/10)

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Star Wars dude!!

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

I don’t know what happens next in this comic, but I’m going to pretend it’s Princess Leia saying, “not in this outfit!” (Then a wink at the reader.)

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com

P.S. 18 days til Christmas!!!

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