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Attn: Ellen (1/22/14)

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Dear Ellen,

I have been watching the NFL playoffs a lot today and I made a decision – I’m going to bring the intensity of the NFL to my work.

If a co-worker and I disagree and it turns out I’m right, I’m going to yell, “ALL DAY BABY! ALL DAY!” Then if later it turns out my co-worker actually was right? Then he/she would shout “PICK SIX!” … or something. I haven’t worked out all the details but I’m feeling confident … or something.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (1/15/14)

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Dear Ellen,

Do you think, in the animal community, the song ‘Baby Elephant Walk’ is a source of pride or shame for baby elephants?

I could see it going either way.

“Hey this song is for me! … Wait, is that what you think when you see me walk? Am I that goofy looking?”

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DumbFunnery.com

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Attn: Ellen (1/8/14)

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Dear Ellen,

I bet if I was a horse and going to my first day of horse high school and I saw other horses and I said “hey” some bully horse would say “horses eat hay!” I’d probably try to have a quick response like, “that joke is stale-ion … like stallion …”

This hypothetical horse high school would be tough for me.

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DumbFunnery.com

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