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Posts tagged ‘Florida’

Attn: Ellen (11/6/13)

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The text of the postcard is

Dear Ellen,

To me this postcard is like a horrendous Jacksonville advertising slogan:

Jacksonville … We’ve Got Fountains!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Why am I doing this?

Attn: Ellen (9/21/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

Florida apparently doesn’t have many stars, and the ones they can see are very pro-Florida.

This is the least pretty postcard … but I’ll look for one to beat it.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Weekly Wacko (54)

Happy Halloween!!!

This week I’m in Florida with my parents to see the space shuttle launch.

If you hadn’t already noticed, I am a geek. I am jazzed to see the shuttle launch.

My plan is to post some while I’m there … we’ll see how that goes. Either way, I’ll be sure to post nonsense when I get back. Though I have a strong feeling I’ll be talking to the girlfriend unit and sister while on the trip, and with my mom … so there goes about 95% of my readership.

This leaves you, Hendrik!

Anyhow, here’s the scariest thing I could think to post.

That hair could eat a man. Oh wait, it did.