Well, I Uh … I …
This park where my friends and I hiked was really concerned about people picking up after their dogs. I’m kicking myself for not having taken a picture of the second sign all by itself.
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Attn: Ellen (2/15/12)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
This painting is called “Family Reunion.” Who are they staring at? Creepy Uncle Joe? What an unsettling group!
Maybe the artist loved staring contests, and wanted to depict the world’s creepiest one.
I salute you, Bazille, (the artist) – you win this staring contest, despite being dead.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Romance
My sister and I were talking and we agreed – for single girls, Valentine’s stinks. For guys in a relationship, Valentine’s can definitely stink. In my opinion, on Valentine’s, there are a lot of ways a guy dating someone can fail … but very few ways a girl can fail.
Try and think of a way:
- “Darling, I made reservations for dinner and here you are at home not wearing pants!” This phrase would not be said with anger.
- “You bought me … roses?! But you know I love tulips!” Let’s say a guy actually says this with some anger, solution: the girl wears something slinky.
- “Aww, I’m allergic to these chocolates.” Her response: “crazy news! I’m allergic to … pants.”
So fellas, good luck finding out the magical Valentine’s formula:
Chocolates + flowers + compliments = a lady wearing no pants.
Happy Valentine’s everyone!!
Brought to you by … phoning it in, blogger style.
DumbFunnery 