My Zombie Roomy (10/6/11)
Good news and bad news, folks.
Good news – I got my Playstation 3 game back!
Bad news – the Zombie ate my favorite Game Stop clerk.
Ugly news – the Zombie looks fat in those pants. Bah ha ha. I kid, I kid.
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Attn: Ellen (10/5/11)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
This is the 50th postcard!!
Is my dedication to this impressive or creepy? Why not both!
Say, want to have me on your show and introduce me to a literary agent? That’d be swell. I checked my calendar and it looks like I’m available ALWAYS.
Bluntly & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
My Zombie Roomy (10/4/11)
Remember a while back when I mentioned how for the first time I saw the Zombie eat in my apartment? I had thought it might be bad. Turns out I was right.
I come back from my vacation and I notice two things. One, the Zombie appears to have gained forty pounds (maybe he stayed thin before because he didn’t have a good place to go eat?). And two, slightly more unsettling, there’s a part of a corpse on my kitchen table.
(On the plus side I finally found a use for the massive amounts of junk mail I get. I put it down so the Zombie won’t get the table bloody.)
It’s crazy how much weight he gained! I made a comment, which was rude of me, but I asked the Zombie when the baby was due and he appeared to not like the comment. I can tell you this with some amount of certainty because he ate part of my favorite Playstation 3 game, and he knew exactly what he was doing.
I apologized and he left.
DumbFunnery 