Normal Walk Out Song
Fairly High Pressure Situation (let’s say 2 outs, runner in scoring position)
HIGH PRESSURE – Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, down by 1 run!
If the Pitcher or Opposing Coach is Named Dave
I would be such a great baseball player for the fans, but AWFUL for the team.
First of all, did you know you can use Google to very easily define words? You can try “define <word>” and wha-la, without a mouse click you’ve got a definition of the word right there!
Anywho, the other day I looked up the word parity (I am a nerd) and it has two pretty unique definitions.
- The state or condition of being equal, esp. regarding status or pay.
- The fact or condition of having borne children.
What! How can one word mean these two things! Maybe I’m weird, but I find that kind of funny and interesting.
“Do you have, like, a really good sense of smell?”
“How much do you worry about safety?”
“Do you talk with your friends a lot? Family? Basically, I’m just curious who knows about this date … Does anyone know that we’re going to meet up?”
“If you went on a first date with a guy and it went awesome, everything clicked, there was attraction … all that stuff!, but then it turns out he was married – would that bother you?”
“Do you like guys with cats?” (Have I talked about this already, maybe …)
“Hit and run is such a vague thing … like, seriously, answer me, what constitutes a ‘hit’?”
“Are you wearing your pink coat?, because I don’t really like that one.”
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