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Posts tagged ‘USA’

Attn: Ellen (7/2/14)

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Ellen DeGeneres postcard

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Dear Ellen,

Can you imagine the impact it would have if instead of people buying colorful napkins and paper plates and mini-flags and just the right clothes people instead put the money for 4th of July decorations squarely to the national debt?

…But those red, white & blue socks are awfully cool …

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery OR
@DumbFunnery

Why am I doing this?

Happy July 4th!

Now, what are you doing wasting time looking at your computer – you should be outside grilling!

Attn: Ellen (8/31/11)

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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

There’s a food place near me where you write down your name and check boxes to say what you want. Then you give the card with this info to the clerk.

Lately I’ve been really curious if, say I put my name as “U! S! A! U! S! A!” – will the clerk chant it when they announce that my order is ready?

Stay posted – I may give this a whirl tomorrow at lunch.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com