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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
You ever feel like a tiny man in a tux with a giant Asian woman staring at you skeptically/with disappointment?
… Or is that just me?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Who wants a strawberry/heart? (What IS that thing??)
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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Florida apparently doesn’t have many stars, and the ones they can see are very pro-Florida.
This is the least pretty postcard … but I’ll look for one to beat it.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Kisses are sweet
HOLY FU**ING SH**
THERE’S A FU**ING
TIGER!! RUN!!!!!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Awww!
DumbFunnery 