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Attn: Ellen (11/10/10)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

As an FYI, the postcard is from some hip shop in downtown Houston.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

What do you think is the worst pick-up line ever used on me?

TRICK QUESTION!

No one has ever used a pick-up line on me.

(Hint, Hint!)

Sincerely,

GetBradStanleyPublished.com

De Jour of the Week (11/8/10)

Shakespeare Was Onto Something …

 

Yes, a rose by any other name

Is still a rose, but it’s my aim

To describe other things about a rose

With this simple-minded prose

 

A rose

By any other name

Is still just a rose

Unless you’re allergic

 

A nose

By any other name

Is still just a nose

Unless it’s nosy

 

Clothes

By any other name

Are still just clothes

Unless they’re one-size fits all for everyone but you

 

Knows

By any other name

Is still just knows

Unless it’s something she knows but you don’t

 

Flows

By any other name

Is still just flows

Unles you’ve just finished your fourth beer only to find the bathroom is out of order

 

A dose

By any other name

Is still just a dose

Unless it’s an epidural

Failure is not an option – but delays are

The launch didn’t happen so no cool pictures of that – but here are some of wonderful Savannah, Georgia.