Questions NOT to Ask Before a First Date
“Do you have, like, a really good sense of smell?”
“How much do you worry about safety?”
“Do you talk with your friends a lot? Family? Basically, I’m just curious who knows about this date … Does anyone know that we’re going to meet up?”
“If you went on a first date with a guy and it went awesome, everything clicked, there was attraction … all that stuff!, but then it turns out he was married – would that bother you?”
“Do you like guys with cats?” (Have I talked about this already, maybe …)
“Hit and run is such a vague thing … like, seriously, answer me, what constitutes a ‘hit’?”
“Are you wearing your pink coat?, because I don’t really like that one.”
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