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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Here we see Claude, a senior at the M.C. Escher School of Design. He is wondering if his final project is impossible enough to get an A.
Of course, Claude is fretting for no reason. Everyone knows there is no thing more impossible than getting an A in Professor Jerk Head’s class (that’s a nickname, not real).
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Portrait of a Boy, by Chaim Soutine, 1928
Father: Hi Chaim, nice to meet you.
Chaim: Hello, it’s nice to –
Boy: Father?
Father: Yes, please, one second, I’m talking to the artist.
Chaim: I will be painting your son today?
Father: Yes.
Chaim: Do you have any special requests?
Father: Make him look sassy. And like half his face is melting off.
There’s an app called “Action Movie” which is delightful because it allows you to blow stuff up. Here, check it out!
Also, great news, my YouTube page got all the dumber because of these uploads!
P.S. The thing I think the app is best for is to take a movie of a car that has parked just AWFULLY. You know, oozing all over a second lane.
DumbFunnery 