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Dear Ellen,
For Christmas I bought myself a box of postcard from McSweeney’s! The nice thing was I had forgotten about this so it was a sort of “Christmas Miracle” when I saw these things.
Here’s hoping 2013 will have many bad memory inspired miracles for me, you, and everyone!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Have I done my homework? Beats me! Weeeeee! What fun!!
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Dear Ellen,
It’s crunch time for presents,
That one person is left.
Though crowds are full of tyrants …
You can’t leave that one bereft.
(And pst, what’s with that one?
The one you can never figure out,
Leaving your to-do list undone
That non-gift-inspiring lout.)
You head out to a nearby store
Seeking gift idea motivation
Oh, look, there’s something so-and-so would adore!
But you’re set there, you think with aggravation.
Then you see a weirdly realistic looking cat shaped soap dispenser
If it can’t be perfect – here’s a simple rule – go for tacky
(The soap comes out of an orifice not associated with a cleanser)
From me to you, I hope your holidays are delightfully wacky!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Gift shopping can be tough. But you know what’s not tough? Going to the mall to buy my dad and brother’s gifts but then buying myself the Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar. (It was on sale.)
I hope everyone else’s gift-buying is going a bit more smoothly.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 