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Dear Ellen,
Recently I looked in the mirror and didn’t like what I saw. I took off my glasses and wow – stunning! What a beautiful fuzzy creature stood before me! Such a sharp (maybe?) jawline! Such dazzling eyes are probably right around that area? I didn’t know what I was looking at, but I liked (possibly?) it.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
OR @DumbFunnery
I noticed something, which led me to realize something I hadn’t noticed at all. Pretty deep, right?
Here’s what I noticed: the Zombie checking himself out in the mirror.
Here’s what I realized I hadn’t noticed: the Zombie has never once looked at himself in the mirror.
I think I’d never noticed the lack of mirror-visits because I didn’t expect the Zombie to care how he looked. Zombies have just never struck me as being too image-conscious. And yet, the amount of dried blood on him never seems to vary much. It’s like how I have a beard trimmer so I don’t have to do a clean shave – he maybe has some blood thing where he’s got the blood equivalent of stubble.
I don’t know where he his on a scale of 1 to 10 in the undead world, but that look on his face when he was looking at the mirror? I think I may need to try and cheer him up. Time to start casually adding a compliment after I yell at him not to drink straight out of the bottle of Febreeze.
“Zombie I told you – pour the Febreeze in your cup first! Also … you look nice today.”
Hm. Better keep working on it. How would you casually compliment a zombie?
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SCORE!
Usually when I’m doing a video for my blog the Zombie seems to get a little disgruntled and he leaves. I figured he just thought/knew that if he saw me making one of those videos he’d lose all respect for me.
I figure that because the same thing happened to myself (I caught a look at myself in the mirror … mistake.).
Anyhow.
Today, for whatever reason, the Zombie stuck around.
Even more?! I think he may actually be down for doing a video with me!!! Stay tuned folks, this could be good.
Or not.
DumbFunnery 