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Posts tagged ‘New Years’

Attn: Ellen (12/28/11)

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Dear Ellen,

There is a very real, and sad, chance that this postcard will accurately represent my New Year’s Eve.

On the plus side, soggy pizza is delicious?

Hope you have a fantastic New Year’s!!

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Merry Christmas! (or whatever!)

Merry Christmas (or whatever) from the Zombie Roomy and I!!

What can you expect next year?

More of the same crap!

Specifically …

The long-promised video the Zombie and I did together.

An interview of another fantastic blogger!

More creepy attempts to get noticed by Ellen DeGeneres!

And much more!

So until the new year … be safe and make bad jokes!

Attn: Ellen (12/22/10)

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I’m in the desert with my family.

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen.

No humor this week. Just a sincere Merry Christmas and Happy New Year’s!

(The savvy reader is now asking, “was there humor in past weeks?”)

Sincerely,
GetBradStanleyPublished.com