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Posts tagged ‘postcard’

Attn: Ellen (12/21/11)

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Dear Ellen,

Happy Holidays to you and your staff.

I hope they are full of naps, sweets, laughs and other beautiful things.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (12/14/11)

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Dear Ellen,

So ends my European vacation stories via postcard.

They probably made as much sense to you as this postcard  made to me. BUT, despite the lack of understanding … hopefully they made you chuckle (again, like me and this postcard).

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. If you have any of your guests have to do last minute cancellations I can probably cancel my plans to do nothing that day and come out! Just being nice!!

Attn: Ellen (12/7/11)

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Dear Ellen,

In Germany I was talking with a guy. I told him I was there to, primarily, visit Oktoberfest. He told me, matter-of-factly/with humor, that “Oktoberfest is Mecca for Americans.”

How cool is that guy?

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. Sorry this isn’t very funny … in my defense Die Hard is on so I have to watch that.