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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Here’s what you do – tape a small map of Brugge to your leg. Then, bump into something. Concerned, your friend will say, “are you all right?” Then you life up your pants and say, “aw, I’ve got a little Brugge on my leg.”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
I’m watching football and scanning old family photos today and stumbled on this – fantastic.
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
“Mmmm, succulent meat,” she said seductively.
“Your pie … is tasty,” he said gruffly.
“Wait – I didn’t make pie.”
“Well, I’m sorry. This whole ‘sexual Thanksgiving’ thing is weird.”
Happy Thanksgiving to Ellen + Everybody!!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 
