If I Owned a Taco Truck
My Taco Truck’s Name
Taco Truck You Up
Go Go Sandwich Van!
Hey Kid, Want Some Candy?
Meat on a Stick and Other Questionable Goodies
Lets Do Lunch – We Can Taco Bout It
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Halloween Costumes to Make it Really Clear You’re Single and Looking
Tandem bike, but with no partner. Still too subtle? Try putting a sign on the other seat that says, “this seat open.”
Any costume at all, but stare far too long at any woman (or man) that walks by.
Get a piece of poster board and go as “Facebook.” Display your relationship status as SINGLE. Still too subtle? Have a bunch of wall postings that no one has liked, except other clearly single friends.
Any costume where your cat is dressed up as part of a themed outfit.
Kissing booth. Still too subtle? Have a sign offering to pay people to let you kiss them.
Questions NOT to Ask Before a First Date
“Do you have, like, a really good sense of smell?”
“How much do you worry about safety?”
“Do you talk with your friends a lot? Family? Basically, I’m just curious who knows about this date … Does anyone know that we’re going to meet up?”
“If you went on a first date with a guy and it went awesome, everything clicked, there was attraction … all that stuff!, but then it turns out he was married – would that bother you?”
“Do you like guys with cats?” (Have I talked about this already, maybe …)
“Hit and run is such a vague thing … like, seriously, answer me, what constitutes a ‘hit’?”
“Are you wearing your pink coat?, because I don’t really like that one.”
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