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Dear Ellen,
Here’s what you do – tape a small map of Brugge to your leg. Then, bump into something. Concerned, your friend will say, “are you all right?” Then you life up your pants and say, “aw, I’ve got a little Brugge on my leg.”
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
“Mmmm, succulent meat,” she said seductively.
“Your pie … is tasty,” he said gruffly.
“Wait – I didn’t make pie.”
“Well, I’m sorry. This whole ‘sexual Thanksgiving’ thing is weird.”
Happy Thanksgiving to Ellen + Everybody!!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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Dear Ellen,
Copenhagen was beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised if a unicorn walked by when we were walking around.
UNLESS the unicorn was not pretty – in which case it would not pass Copenhagen citizenry requirements.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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