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Dear Ellen,
I was walking through Amsterdam and I thought, ‘boy!, Europeans sure are friendly!’ Then someone said, “it’s the Red Light District.”
I should’ve known. Light salespeople (they probably sell lamps too). Salespeople are always friendly.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. I bought 7 new lamps!
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Dear Ellen,
I just returned from my first trip to Europe!
Europe!!
Land of wonder, and beer, and chocolate, and such history!
And now source for the next batch of postcards since I bought a crap ton while there. Sorry, Europe.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. How. Are. You?!
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Dear Ellen,
This is the 50th postcard!!
Is my dedication to this impressive or creepy? Why not both!
Say, want to have me on your show and introduce me to a literary agent? That’d be swell. I checked my calendar and it looks like I’m available ALWAYS.
Bluntly & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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