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The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
Gift shopping can be tough. But you know what’s not tough? Going to the mall to buy my dad and brother’s gifts but then buying myself the Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar. (It was on sale.)
I hope everyone else’s gift-buying is going a bit more smoothly.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
I racked my brain quite a bit about a gift for the Zombie. It’s incredibly tough.
First of all – communication with this fella is, to say the least, sparse.
Sure, the obvious thing would be to get him brains but … I don’t really like to go for the obvious gift. For tough gift-receivers I will … and this one is a tough one. But here’s trouble numero dos, where do I get brains?
Moving past obvious then … onto weird, but fun. The Zombie is one hard dude to read. Did he like that song? When it was playing he scratched his hand and a finger looked like it almost fell off. Then he chuckled, licked his finger and starting gnawing on my copy of Game of Thrones. From what I can tell he is completely content in any situation.
Bah!
Anyway … whatever, I ended up with a grab bag of gifts. Here we go:
Hope he likes something in this set? Let me know if you think of something to add last minute!
P.S. I googled “Scarlett Johansson where she doesn’t look hot” and Google’s response was to play a laugh track … weird!
DumbFunnery 