Posts tagged ‘dumb’
Attn: Ellen (5/25/11)
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
The biologist hired as a consultant for cow’s anatomy may have been a fake.
But between you, me, and cows everywhere – wouldn’t it be cool if cows had a fruit-salad-waiting-to-happen for a neck?
Sincerely,
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My Zombie Roomy (5/24/11)
Well, it’s been an interesting last few days with the Zombie. I don’t know where he learned this, but he’s started doing the ‘wink, wink, nudge, nudge’ thing to me.
At first, it was hysterical. I cracked up a ton and I figured he kept doing it randomly because it was getting such a reaction from me.
I was wrong. It turns out he just does it randomly. You would think this would be comedy gold, but it’s not. I think he’s picked up maybe a third of the objects in my house and done the wink/nudge thing with them. I have no idea what you’re implying Zombie and neither do they, because they’re inanimate.
Oh wait … I maybe take it back. He just picked up a Lego man that is a gorilla and did that and I find this strangely hysterical.
(Don’t get the wink wink, nudge nudge? Check out this excellent guide.)
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