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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
To make the home-cooked Thanksgiving food even tastier, for the past 10 years (since I left home for college), I have been eating really junky, gross foods.
Sincerely,
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P.S. I know this is one of my lamer postcards, but who cares!?, tomorrow is feed your face day!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
I decided on an identity for myself for classes. Is it too late? Let’s hope not, because it’s a gem of an identity.
I will be! … Wikipedia Joke Guy!
Here’s how it will work …
Professor: Well on this slide there are only nine things in the Common Body of Knowledge but … I thought there were ten …
(A minute later)
Me: Uh, professor … I just looked it up on Wikipedia. There are ten, I think you’re missing the “Operations Security” part and also, according to Wikipedia, Tommy Harris is a big stink face.
Aren’t I zany!? You see, anyone can update Wikipedia, so … I’m pretending that some random little kid … Um, you know … Went on Wikipedia and wrote … that … So … Sorry, keep going, Professor.
I have a feeling that would be the follow-up comment to my joke. There would probably be a few people in class who would get my joke, and the joke would maybe even get a smirk or two, but everyone would let me sit there in my joke explanation pain.
But would that stop me? Hardly.
Boss: Well I’m not sure when the Agile methodology actually started …
Me: According to Wikipedia it started in 2001, and also dinosaurs are a ploy by the government to distract us from the fact that Lasik is an experiment in mind control.
Cue the crickets, and the awkward joke explanation talk.
This weekend I have accomplished some things, the biggest being a paper for my class I’m in and … you know what? I’m tired. So, here are some songs I like. Musical Monday, people!
(This one is a weird video, but a good song.)
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