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My Zombie Roomy (6/30/11)
I think the Zombie must have heard the phrase ‘water weight’ somewhere.
(I keep finding woman’s health magazines in my apartment. I don’t have the heart to tell the Zombie that diet/exercise tips for humans, let alone human women, probably don’t work for him.)
In the meantime, any sitting water he gets rid of ASAP. I got a cup of water, took a sip, walked away, and when I came back he’d poured it out. And he gave me a dirty look for having left it sitting out.
On the plus side my place seems slightly cleaner. Any dish sitting out is immediately taken to the sink.
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Attn: Ellen (6/29/11)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Texas has been so dry the trees are bribing dogs so we won’t be watching a fireworks show.
(I looked up ‘Texas slang for dry’ and found that ‘dog’ phrase.)
Anyhow, happy 4th and here’s to my imaginary fireworks show!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Ooooh! … Ahhhh!
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