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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
“Mmmm, succulent meat,” she said seductively.
“Your pie … is tasty,” he said gruffly.
“Wait – I didn’t make pie.”
“Well, I’m sorry. This whole ‘sexual Thanksgiving’ thing is weird.”
Happy Thanksgiving to Ellen + Everybody!!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Copenhagen was beautiful. I honestly wouldn’t have been surprised if a unicorn walked by when we were walking around.
UNLESS the unicorn was not pretty – in which case it would not pass Copenhagen citizenry requirements.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
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The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Lund was beautiful!
If the University there happens to have someone reading this I am available to be a professor! Please?
I can teach Postcard Writing 101, or an advanced course in addition (subtraction I don’t really like – I tend to be more of a positive guy ……).
The jokes don’t stop!!
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
DumbFunnery 
