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Attn: Ellen (10/26/11)

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Dear Ellen,

After Amsterdam we visited Brussels. While there a 1st grade class (on a field trip I guess) walked by singing, “We will rock you” in French! It was fantastic!

And it confirmed my theory – classes in adorableness should be added to American education.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

Attn: Ellen (10/19/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I was walking through Amsterdam and I thought, ‘boy!, Europeans sure are friendly!’ Then someone said, “it’s the Red Light District.”

I should’ve known. Light salespeople (they probably sell lamps too). Salespeople are always friendly.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. I bought 7 new lamps!

Attn: Ellen (10/12/11)

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The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

I just returned from my first trip to Europe!

Europe!!

Land of wonder, and beer, and chocolate, and such history!

And now source for the next batch of postcards since I bought a crap ton while there. Sorry, Europe.

Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com

P.S. How. Are. You?!