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Attn: Ellen (12/7/11)
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
In Germany I was talking with a guy. I told him I was there to, primarily, visit Oktoberfest. He told me, matter-of-factly/with humor, that “Oktoberfest is Mecca for Americans.”
How cool is that guy?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. Sorry this isn’t very funny … in my defense Die Hard is on so I have to watch that.
Full Bags and Brains
What a trip! What an adventure! When I get home I’m going to pull up Skype and talk to my rents. It’ll be nice. I think I may go ahead and record the stories I tell, so that when people at work come up to me (one at a time, mind you) and say, “how was the trip!?,” I can just play the recording.
Wait, why am I preemptively angry about this? I should still be in a chocolate-filled, booze-filled, you’re-so-pretty-it-hurts-me-and-makes-me-wish-I-had-better-than-20-20-vision-filled daze!
I am excited about the gifts I bought for my family.
For my brother – a post-it note with a drawing I did of me in front of a wall
For my sister – a packet of ketchup from Germany that says “ketchup” (they have the same word for ketchup! How zany is that!)
For my mom – a list of names that would be cooler than mine (Thor, AppleSauce, Lean Geraldine, etc)
For my dad – a shoe (unknown size, presumed female shoe based on the heel and pink polka dots)
The best part of the gifts is that I got/made all of them when I was really drunk.
DumbFunnery 
Written
on January 16, 2017