What the what!
Who knew the Zombino was so crafty!?
I was out on the town this past weekend, enjoying some cooler weather (whoo!) and guess who I spotted …
Wait – look a little closer.
BOOM! That sneaky little devil!
There was a “zombie walk” for charity going on and the Zombie snuck in I guess. Pretty clever. I hadn’t thought of it but he must love it around Halloween because he can wander as much as he wants.
It’s time for me to get you a gift
And it’d better be good if I don’t want a rift
But …
(A word for which I am such a glut)
What about that certain phrase
That we relied upon in younger days
Presenting to a parent a glob of paint
Which would then be praised like a patron saint
Now adulthood is here
(I say with a 3-weeks of vacation a year-sneer)
The glob of paint just won’t do
So now what am I supposed to get for you?
You’re beautiful, you’re wonderful, and I can’t hold you close enough
It’s just I don’t know how to say that with “stuff”
I promise I’ll try though
Until the point where I give up, grab something shiny and angrily say “geez like I know!”
There’s a chance you’ll see my gift and want to pounce
So let’s hope it’s the thought that counts
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
I was walking through Amsterdam and I thought, ‘boy!, Europeans sure are friendly!’ Then someone said, “it’s the Red Light District.”
I should’ve known. Light salespeople (they probably sell lamps too). Salespeople are always friendly.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. I bought 7 new lamps!
DumbFunnery 