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International Language of Dumb

 

 

*That’s a children’s book – and I was at Copenhagen University. So it’s funny, see?

My Zombie Roomy (10/6/11)

Good news and bad news, folks.

Good news – I got my Playstation 3 game back!

Bad news – the Zombie ate my favorite Game Stop clerk.

Ugly news – the Zombie looks fat in those pants. Bah ha ha. I kid, I kid.

Attn: Ellen (10/5/11)

Front


Back (apologies for my handwriting!)

The text of the postcard is:

Dear Ellen,

This is the 50th postcard!!

Is my dedication to this impressive or creepy? Why not both!

Say, want to have me on your show and introduce me to a literary agent? That’d be swell. I checked my calendar and it looks like I’m available ALWAYS.

Bluntly & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com