International Language of Dumb
*That’s a children’s book – and I was at Copenhagen University. So it’s funny, see?
*That’s a children’s book – and I was at Copenhagen University. So it’s funny, see?
Good news and bad news, folks.
Good news – I got my Playstation 3 game back!
Bad news – the Zombie ate my favorite Game Stop clerk.
Ugly news – the Zombie looks fat in those pants. Bah ha ha. I kid, I kid.
Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
This is the 50th postcard!!
Is my dedication to this impressive or creepy? Why not both!
Say, want to have me on your show and introduce me to a literary agent? That’d be swell. I checked my calendar and it looks like I’m available ALWAYS.
Bluntly & Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com