Front
Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
I feel like the signing of the Declaration of Independence may have had the same kind of “next day effect” as being drunk and saying “I love you” to someone. You know, you wake up the next day and say, “wait WHAT did I say?!”
Hope you had a nice 4th of July and didn’t commit yourself to anything crazy.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Sometimes if someone is very angry they might yell that something is bull shtuff (that’s edited, dontchya know). Well, Mr. Angry-Yelling-Pants, I bet you didn’t know that you can cite other animals excrement to convey other feelings.
Bull Isht – Anger
Old Man Isht – Confusion
Dragon Isht – Happiness
Steven Segal Isht – Bloated
Chicken Isht – Anger, with a hint of amusement
Dinosaur Isht – Consternation over taxes
Old Lady Isht – Desire to hang out with kids, and possibly give them 14 cents
Racist Isht – Kill whitey
Do you know of any other telling forms of shtuff? Post them in the comments!
DumbFunnery 