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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
Malmo, in Sweden, is great. Unfortunately I ruined the day by constantly suggesting we head to Norway.
Why?
Well, I really wanted to go to a Burger King in Norway and say, “have it Norway.”
Honestly how could I not want to do that?
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
At lunch recently I was talking with a friend about things we’ve heard people do that are paranoid. It was a fun talk. Here are some of the things. Please comment and add any others you know.
1 – If you go to a fast food type place and they say, “do you want your receipt?” you say yes. Not because you’re going to look at it – but because you think if you say “no” they’ll think you’re lazy and hack into your account. Or some other equally odd reason.
2 – When you have to agree to a license while downloading anything on your computer you scroll all the way to the bottom before hitting ok. Not because you’re reading it, but because you think they’ll judge you/do something if you don’t.
3 – After getting your car back from a dealership (or tune up shop of any kind) – before belting out and singing along (horrendously) you have a split second fear that someone in the dealership is setting you up to be the next unintended YouTube sensation.
4 – Writing a blog post or a comment about something your “friends” do…
Hopefully if you didn’t have a pointless paranoia like one of these, you will now!
And again, please feel free to add your own! (Or, you know, some guy you know who knows a guy who like totally does that or whatever.)
Here’s the Zombie at some restaurant/bar – I can’t tell if this jerk dude he’s with is human or zombie and …
Oh my.
I’m … I’m so disappointed in myself right now.
I just realized I was jealous of the idea of the Zombie having another friend! I’m terrible!
This is certainly an unexpected feeling. I really need to get myself a new hobby, or meet a girl, or anything I guess really would be an improvement over being jealous of the idea of my zombie roommate making a new friend.
Oh wait it’s Halloween weekend! I’ll just go stare at girls dressed all skanky. Problem solved!
DumbFunnery 
