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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
When I see a girl who I am attracted to I become very awkward. It’s unfortunate. I become awkward, and I create situations that look and feel strange.
If only there was some photograph that could depict how weird/awkward I am.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
I think the Zombie actually did manage to somehow combine with a werewolf. Is there some website he used for this? Or maybe a bulletin board at the local college?
“Unkempt, antisocial (except for during dinner), night owl seeks same. Hoping to hear from you.”
The reason I say this about a werewolf is because the Zombie has been attacking squirrels and birds lately. More dog than werewolf, but I figure it sounds cooler to talk about my Zombie-wolf roommate than my Zombie roommate who is dog-like.
It’s actually really annoying though. I hope this weird dog-thing wears off soon. Do you have any idea how annoying zombie pigeons are? I’ll tell you – they’re exactly as annoying as regular pigeons but they CAN’T DIE!
I may need to consider moving, it’s rough out here.
Pick a word for each of the following categories:
Keanu Reeves stars in this summer’s BEST ACTION FLICK.
Keanu Reeves Stars as (nickname for person you should know) Jones, a nice guy who loves his (blue collar job) and his simple life. And then (food + weather word) comes along and DESTROYS HIS WORLD. With his world destroyed, (nickname) Jones turns to drinks. He is drinking himself into oblivion when he stumbles on the secret that (food + weather word) didn’t just happen on (nickname) Jones. He was chosen.
Drunkenly (nickname) Jones announces his intentions to stop the evil (food + weather word) to his favorite watering hole and heads home. When he wakes up in handcuffs next to Chesty “Heart of Gold” McBarback, another victim of (food + weather word)’s, you know it’s on. Now it’s up to (nickname) Jones and Chesty to get to the bottom of (food + weather word)’s scheme – without getting themselves killed.
Did we mention there will be exploding (method of transportation)? And Chesty, don’t forget about her.
Fin.
Post the fill in the blank words you picked! What do you think, Keanu?
DumbFunnery 