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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is
Dear Ellen,
To make the home-cooked Thanksgiving food even tastier, for the past 10 years (since I left home for college), I have been eating really junky, gross foods.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
P.S. I know this is one of my lamer postcards, but who cares!?, tomorrow is feed your face day!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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Back (apologies for my handwriting!)
The text of the postcard is:
Dear Ellen,
There’s a food place near me where you write down your name and check boxes to say what you want. Then you give the card with this info to the clerk.
Lately I’ve been really curious if, say I put my name as “U! S! A! U! S! A!” – will the clerk chant it when they announce that my order is ready?
Stay posted – I may give this a whirl tomorrow at lunch.
Sincerely,
DumbFunnery.com
Pick a word for each of the following categories:
Keanu Reeves stars in this summer’s BEST ACTION FLICK.
Keanu Reeves Stars as (nickname for person you should know) Jones, a nice guy who loves his (blue collar job) and his simple life. And then (food + weather word) comes along and DESTROYS HIS WORLD. With his world destroyed, (nickname) Jones turns to drinks. He is drinking himself into oblivion when he stumbles on the secret that (food + weather word) didn’t just happen on (nickname) Jones. He was chosen.
Drunkenly (nickname) Jones announces his intentions to stop the evil (food + weather word) to his favorite watering hole and heads home. When he wakes up in handcuffs next to Chesty “Heart of Gold” McBarback, another victim of (food + weather word)’s, you know it’s on. Now it’s up to (nickname) Jones and Chesty to get to the bottom of (food + weather word)’s scheme – without getting themselves killed.
Did we mention there will be exploding (method of transportation)? And Chesty, don’t forget about her.
Fin.
Post the fill in the blank words you picked! What do you think, Keanu?
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